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AMSHINOV- no quarter asked,no quarter given

Think of me as perpetual Shil'shel Peh

Thursday, January 05, 2006

Testimony

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What GOD Told Me

Sharon suffered a massive cerebral hemorrhage and was rushed into emergency surgery in a attempt to halt bleeding.The 77-year-old pm's dr painted a picture of a life-and-death struggle, saying he was in ICU after nearly eight hours of surgery. Drs managed to stem bleeding in his brain, but prospects for a full recovery are virtually nil.he suffered the stroke on the eve of a scheduled medical procedure to repair a congenital heart defect, a small hole that was thought to have contributed to a minor stroke Sharon suffered Dec. 18.Israeli tv carried live footage of the motorcade speeding toward Jerusalem. Sharon was carried into the trauma unit on a stretcher.A short time after Sharon arrived, Drs said that Sharon had suffered a major stroke, had been sedated and was receiving breathing assistance. After a brain scan, he was rolled into surgery, where a team attempted to stem the bleeding.Israel's chief rabbis urge us to recite psalms to guard Sharon's health.But as the night wore on, the notion seemed to sink in that even if Sharon survived the hemorrhage, he could be impaired to the point that he ceased to be a force in Israeli politics. News anchors adopted somber and stately tones usually associated with the gravest of national crises.

The Prime Minister is being punished for his sins, his transgressions have finaly caught up to him.This evil twisted sonofabitch is getting his due , for his violations.The piper will be paid in full. His trespasses will not be forgiven. His just desert ; is as we say Ba'kumon.

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For what ? For his gluttonous behavior, of course ! [What did you think I meant ?] "He has been told he needs to go on a diet since 1965," his adviser Asaf Shariv said. He has a well known and admired love (amongst "obese shut ins"),of all things meaty. Sharon has had meals that included hamburgers, steak, lamb chops, shish kebab and chocolate cake. After leaving the hospital the first time , he ate Chinese noodles. Sharon's appetite is legendary. He used to joke about his love of food, his expansive girth, and his favorite meal is "meat in every way". One journalist reported watching him eat an entire tube of Pringles during an interview. His wife tried to put him on a diet, his security detail snuk him a giant pita filled with greasy shwarma. Right before his first stroke, he had had a meal with a friends inclusive of hamburgers, steak in chimichurri sauce, lamb chops, shish kebab and an array of salads, the Maariv daily reported. For dessert, Sharon had chocolate cake -- and then more cake. George Bush has told him to "Be careful about food, start exercising " Heck one newspaper claimed that “Sharon eats children”.

Like DUH!

ARIK JUST REMEMBER WHAT LIPA SAYS

UPDATE:

THE PRIME MINISTER IS DEAD

CONFIRMATION HERE


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Wednesday, January 04, 2006

MEME 4

DovDov asked me, so let's give it a whirl.

Four jobs you've had in your life:
Kollel guy, child physiatrist (be afraid,very afraid), Sniper, Blogger. (Alas, not one was a paying job.)

Four movies you could watch over and over:
Captain Kangaroo , nothing your mother would approve of , 7 , Bovine birthing video

Four places you've lived:
Never been out of Amshinov.

Four TV shows you love to watch:
と美味お寿司を食まよ, anything on univision,The Morton Downey Jr. Show, infomercials.

Four places you've been on vacation:
Sierra Leone ,Bougainville , Afghanistan , Chechnya.

Four websites you visit daily:
THE INTERNET IS ASSUR.

Four of your favorite foods:
SLIFKIN'S GRASSHOPPERS , Tequila Worms, Chitoum and P'tcha

Four places you'd rather be:
Betty Ford Center ,HERE, The Muqata جميل في المقاطعة , Iceland

Four books you'll read over and over again:
The Prison Writings of Lyndon Larouch
ones with the pictures in 'em
mein kampf pop up book
Burkina Faso is Burning

I'll pass this meme like a STD to
Remus ,Brother5L ,א יונגערמאן , ShiksaGoddess
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Worth a Look

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Tap to watch: Chief Rabbis meeting British officials in 1918

Rabbi Joseph Chaim Zonnenfeld, Zt"l, Chief Rabbi of the Ultra-Orthodox community in Israel ; Rabbi Abraham Isaac Kook Zt"l, Chief Rabbi of the Ashkenazic community in Israel ; and Rabbi Jacob Meir, chief Rabbi of the Sefardic community in the Holy Land; meeting with British officials, including Sir Winston Churchill, in Jerusalem, Israel, 1918.
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Sunday, January 01, 2006

Liquid Chanuka

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I Have a Little Dreidel

I have a little dreidel

I made it out of clay

And when it's dry and ready

Then dreidel I shall play!

(Chorus)Oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel

I made it out of clay

And when it's dry and ready

Then dreidel I shall play!

It has a lovely body

With legs so short and thin

And when my dreidel's tired

It drops and then I win!

(Chorus)

My dreidel's always playful

It loves to dance and spin

A happy game of dreidel

Come play now, let's begin!

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