Thursday, January 05, 2006
What GOD Told Me
The Prime Minister is being punished for his sins, his transgressions have finaly caught up to him.This evil twisted sonofabitch is getting his due , for his violations.The piper will be paid in full. His trespasses will not be forgiven. His just desert ; is as we say Ba'kumon.
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For what ? For his gluttonous behavior, of course ! [What did you think I meant ?] "He has been told he needs to go on a diet since 1965," his adviser Asaf Shariv said. He has a well known and admired love (amongst "obese shut ins"),of all things meaty. Sharon has had meals that included hamburgers, steak, lamb chops, shish kebab and chocolate cake. After leaving the hospital the first time , he ate Chinese noodles. Sharon's appetite is legendary. He used to joke about his love of food, his expansive girth, and his favorite meal is "meat in every way". One journalist reported watching him eat an entire tube of Pringles during an interview. His wife tried to put him on a diet, his security detail snuk him a giant pita filled with greasy shwarma. Right before his first stroke, he had had a meal with a friends inclusive of hamburgers, steak in chimichurri sauce, lamb chops, shish kebab and an array of salads, the Maariv daily reported. For dessert, Sharon had chocolate cake -- and then more cake. George Bush has told him to "Be careful about food, start exercising " Heck one newspaper claimed that “Sharon eats children”.
Like DUH!
ARIK JUST REMEMBER WHAT LIPA SAYS
UPDATE:
THE PRIME MINISTER IS DEAD
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Wednesday, January 04, 2006
MEME 4
Four jobs you've had in your life:
Kollel guy, child physiatrist (be afraid,very afraid), Sniper, Blogger. (Alas, not one was a paying job.)
Four movies you could watch over and over:
Captain Kangaroo , nothing your mother would approve of , 7 , Bovine birthing video
Four places you've lived:
Never been out of Amshinov.
Four TV shows you love to watch:
と美味お寿司を食まよ, anything on univision,The Morton Downey Jr. Show, infomercials.
Four places you've been on vacation:
Sierra Leone ,Bougainville , Afghanistan , Chechnya.
Four websites you visit daily:
THE INTERNET IS ASSUR.
Four of your favorite foods:
SLIFKIN'S GRASSHOPPERS , Tequila Worms, Chitoum and P'tcha
Four places you'd rather be:
Betty Ford Center ,HERE, The Muqata جميل في المقاطعة , Iceland
Four books you'll read over and over again:
The Prison Writings of Lyndon Larouch
ones with the pictures in 'em
mein kampf pop up book
Burkina Faso is Burning
I'll pass this meme like a STD to
Remus ,Brother5L ,א יונגערמאן , ShiksaGoddess
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Worth a Look
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Tap to watch: Chief Rabbis meeting British officials in 1918
Rabbi Joseph Chaim Zonnenfeld, Zt"l, Chief Rabbi of the Ultra-Orthodox community in Israel ; Rabbi Abraham Isaac Kook Zt"l, Chief Rabbi of the Ashkenazic community in Israel ; and Rabbi Jacob Meir, chief Rabbi of the Sefardic community in the Holy Land; meeting with British officials, including Sir Winston Churchill, in Jerusalem, Israel, 1918.
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Sunday, January 01, 2006
Liquid Chanuka
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I Have a Little Dreidel
I have a little dreidel
I made it out of clay
And when it's dry and ready
Then dreidel I shall play!
(Chorus)Oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel
I made it out of clay
And when it's dry and ready
Then dreidel I shall play!
It has a lovely body
With legs so short and thin
And when my dreidel's tired
It drops and then I win!
(Chorus)
My dreidel's always playful
It loves to dance and spin
A happy game of dreidel
Come play now, let's begin!
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