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Thursday, January 05, 2006

What GOD Told Me

Sharon suffered a massive cerebral hemorrhage and was rushed into emergency surgery in a attempt to halt bleeding.The 77-year-old pm's dr painted a picture of a life-and-death struggle, saying he was in ICU after nearly eight hours of surgery. Drs managed to stem bleeding in his brain, but prospects for a full recovery are virtually nil.he suffered the stroke on the eve of a scheduled medical procedure to repair a congenital heart defect, a small hole that was thought to have contributed to a minor stroke Sharon suffered Dec. 18.Israeli tv carried live footage of the motorcade speeding toward Jerusalem. Sharon was carried into the trauma unit on a stretcher.A short time after Sharon arrived, Drs said that Sharon had suffered a major stroke, had been sedated and was receiving breathing assistance. After a brain scan, he was rolled into surgery, where a team attempted to stem the bleeding.Israel's chief rabbis urge us to recite psalms to guard Sharon's health.But as the night wore on, the notion seemed to sink in that even if Sharon survived the hemorrhage, he could be impaired to the point that he ceased to be a force in Israeli politics. News anchors adopted somber and stately tones usually associated with the gravest of national crises.

The Prime Minister is being punished for his sins, his transgressions have finaly caught up to him.This evil twisted sonofabitch is getting his due , for his violations.The piper will be paid in full. His trespasses will not be forgiven. His just desert ; is as we say Ba'kumon.



For what ? For his gluttonous behavior, of course ! [What did you think I meant ?] "He has been told he needs to go on a diet since 1965," his adviser Asaf Shariv said. He has a well known and admired love (amongst "obese shut ins"),of all things meaty. Sharon has had meals that included hamburgers, steak, lamb chops, shish kebab and chocolate cake. After leaving the hospital the first time , he ate Chinese noodles. Sharon's appetite is legendary. He used to joke about his love of food, his expansive girth, and his favorite meal is "meat in every way". One journalist reported watching him eat an entire tube of Pringles during an interview. His wife tried to put him on a diet, his security detail snuk him a giant pita filled with greasy shwarma. Right before his first stroke, he had had a meal with a friends inclusive of hamburgers, steak in chimichurri sauce, lamb chops, shish kebab and an array of salads, the Maariv daily reported. For dessert, Sharon had chocolate cake -- and then more cake. George Bush has told him to "Be careful about food, start exercising " Heck one newspaper claimed that “Sharon eats children”.

Like DUH!





-amshinover:if you have nothing nice to say, say it here


  • At 1/05/2006 11:17 AM, Blogger Shragie said…

    Well done.

    You had us going this way and then you went that way.

    Along with the subtelty that we have come to know you.

    BTW when's Amshi's diet atarting? (-;

  • At 1/05/2006 2:08 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I guess that is the politically correct way of saying it. It's suprising you can't say what we are all thinking ...
    could have anything to do with GK ?

  • At 1/05/2006 2:28 PM, Blogger Still Wonderin' said…

    'desert' has 2 S's

  • At 1/05/2006 2:30 PM, Blogger Still Wonderin' said…

    by the way anonymous, Ariel Sharon didn't eat Gush Katif if that's what you're thinking about...

  • At 1/06/2006 9:36 AM, Blogger Yaakov Aizel said…

    Sharon is being for his sins committed against the downtrodden people of Palestine.

  • At 1/06/2006 10:46 AM, Blogger Chana said…

    you had me going there for a moment...

    I wonder what lives inside your mind, Amshinover.

    A pet dragon? A smiling calculator? Who knows?

  • At 1/09/2006 8:01 AM, Anonymous groovy said…


    u dont want to know!!

    I guarantee its not a smiling calculator

    more like a pet VIPER


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