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AMSHINOV- no quarter asked,no quarter given

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Monday, September 12, 2005

HUH?

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Due to a letter signed by Rav Elyashiv shlita and the mashgiach of Lakewood insanity reigns.
What happened is 40 girls were left without any school after the summer, in lakewood N.J. The issue at hand was the school they attended before the summer was a place for "weaker" students, and therefore could not raise funds, so it was forced to close.The majority of the young ladies were divided up between the local bais yakovs, but 40 were left abandoned to graze freely and eat pizza.
And so our mighty gedolim in have commanded that all girl schools in lakewood be closed until these 40 have a home.

WOW I wish I was a 17 year old boy living in lakewood right now!

850 teenage girls whose daddies are in Bais Medresh and Mommies are hard at work.



NO SUPERVISION! Can you say FRUMTEEN PREDATOR?

This reminds of the conversation between Amram and Yocheved (Paroh lo gazroo rock al ha zachrim).We had a problem for 40 kids, now we have a epidemic for over a thousand.Why not force those principals into your living room in Jerusalem, with no food or conjugal visits until they have figured this out?

-amshinover:if you have nothing nice to say, say it here

24 Comments:

  • At 9/12/2005 10:10 AM, Blogger Shragie said…

    The schools will reopen tomorrow and these 40 girls will have a place to go. This problem was not being resolved by the mechanchim and Rabonim in lakewood. Albeit the measure was a drastice one what were the choices facing these 2 guys? These 40 girls need to be in school.

     
  • At 9/12/2005 10:22 AM, Blogger AMSHINOVER said…

    so force those principals into your living room in Jerusalem, with no food or conjugal visits until they have figured this out?
    don't command that all girl schools in lakewood be closed until these 40 have a home

     
  • At 9/12/2005 10:46 AM, Anonymous brutus said…

    I'm all for that psak. The situation (as I understand it) is drastic, and it calls for drastic measures. I hear its working too.

    Amshi, you're getting less and less coherent as time goes on. Are you having personal issues you want to discuss with me?

    PS- your word verification just gave me a four letter word

     
  • At 9/12/2005 10:52 AM, Blogger AMSHINOVER said…

    brutus
    1 drastic measures yes,
    school closings no
    2where was i not coherent?
    3which four letter word

     
  • At 9/12/2005 10:59 AM, Blogger Hirshel Tzig said…

    all for it, too. The message was sent that as long as some girls do not have a scholastic home neither do you.

     
  • At 9/12/2005 11:03 AM, Anonymous brutus said…

    amshi,
    1. name me another drastic measure that would have elicited as quick a response (your idea won't work - you'd be surprised how long some people can go without conjugal visits).

    2. you write like you talk, and thats not coherent writing.

    3. But I still enjoy your blog, your sentiments, and you humor...and the way we took the piss out of She.

     
  • At 9/12/2005 11:17 AM, Blogger Little Wolf said…

    NO SUPERVISION! Can you say FRUMTEEN PREDATOR

    Amshi, This is making me a bit worried, are you beginning to get the inclination toward child molestation? Just curious, I don't want to read about you in the News Paper. : )

     
  • At 9/12/2005 11:22 AM, Blogger Mirty said…

    Amshi's never been coherent. If he suddenly started writing like a guy with a master's degree in English, I would be very concerned that one of his alternate personalities had taken charge.

    My word veri word is: GHEDDO. What exactly are you implying, huh?

     
  • At 9/12/2005 11:29 AM, Blogger Shragie said…

    There has been a growing problem in Lakewood schools over the last few years. Rabbi Steinman addressed it last year saying that Avraham Avinu wouldn't be able to get his kids into yeshiva because he lacked the proper pedigree. This 40 girl story is a symptom of a larger issue. I think the 2 Rabbis intended to shake up the rabbis and educators.

     
  • At 9/12/2005 11:33 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    NO SUPERVISION! Can you say FRUMTEEN PREDATOR

    DID SOMEONE SAY S. FRIED????

    ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN!
    BUT THE MOHEL WILL BE GONE WHOS GONNA CUT

    GROOVY?

     
  • At 9/12/2005 11:37 AM, Blogger RuchniGashmi said…

    Great idea, it's about time someone did something drastic, albeit small, to jolt the educations system (as if you could call it education or a system) in Lakewood into some form of reality! Kudos to them

    Amshi, you really disagree?

    BTW, the bus to lakewood will be leaving 5:00 pm sharp from in front of Eichlers.

     
  • At 9/12/2005 11:40 AM, Blogger AMSHINOVER said…

    i really disagree,don't you know horny teens with NO SUPERVISION?

     
  • At 9/12/2005 11:42 AM, Anonymous GROOVY said…

    AMSHI
    I GOTTA DISAGREE WITH YOU ON THIS ONE!!
    FINALLY A PSAK WITH BALLS!! ITS BEEN A LONG TIME COMING!
    I'M GLAD THEY DID IT WITH AN ISSUE OF THE SCHOOLS
    YOU HAVEN'T DEALT WITH THE SCHOOLS LONG ENOUGH TO KNOW THEY DON'T GIVE A RATS ASS ABOUT THEIR STUDENTS ITS ALL ABOUT "THEM" (HAVING THE TOP STUDENTS)AND MONEY (ITS ALL ONE)


    BTW THIS IS A PSAK I WOULD EXPECT FROM YOU!!

     
  • At 9/12/2005 11:45 AM, Blogger Shragie said…

    Sorry there will be no mardi gras in lakewood - just yet. The matter will be resolved by the end of the day. This is what they intended to do - bring the issue to the forefront. The schools will be forced to do their job and find appropiate slots for these kids as a result. You will have to wait for spring break.

     
  • At 9/12/2005 11:49 AM, Anonymous brutus said…

    Amshi,
    Thats the point. When 40 "weaker" girls (horny or not) are without supervision nobody gives a damn. However, put evey girl in Lakewood on the street and people start to notice (and not just predators).

     
  • At 9/12/2005 11:49 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    BTW, the bus to lakewood will be leaving 5:00 pm sharp from in front of Eichlers.

    WILL THEY BE GIVING OUT SHMEKEL DEKELS

     
  • At 9/12/2005 11:53 AM, Blogger AMSHINOVER said…

    Anonymous you sound like groovy

     
  • At 9/12/2005 11:55 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Y
    WOULD YOU SAY THAT?
    IM SHLOMA FRIED ON MY WAY TO LAKEWOOD

     
  • At 9/12/2005 11:56 AM, Anonymous brutus said…

    groovy forgot to take off "caps" before trying to go "anonymous". Loser.

     
  • At 9/12/2005 12:04 PM, Blogger AMSHINOVER said…

    "SHLOMA FRIED" only likes boys.

     
  • At 9/12/2005 12:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    ILL TAKE WHATS AVAILABLE

     
  • At 9/12/2005 2:31 PM, Blogger RuchniGashmi said…

    Amshi
    I don't know any unsupervised horny teens, though I know some unsupervised horny guys in their twenties in lakewood already. They couldn't wait for the bus so they left at 3:00, find out where my buddy is!

    And Anonymous, no shmekel dekels, Lakewood is too machmir for anything resembling birth control.

     
  • At 9/12/2005 2:48 PM, Blogger kathyt said…

    a truly horney girl is a rarity its only boys who are always horny
    girls just like the yakking

     
  • At 9/12/2005 3:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    KATHYT

    so tell me are you horney or just a yakker
    hurry i need to know before the bus to lakewood leaves so i could save some money!!

     

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