HUH?
.
Due to a letter signed by Rav Elyashiv shlita and the mashgiach of Lakewood insanity reigns.
What happened is 40 girls were left without any school after the summer, in lakewood N.J. The issue at hand was the school they attended before the summer was a place for "weaker" students, and therefore could not raise funds, so it was forced to close.The majority of the young ladies were divided up between the local bais yakovs, but 40 were left abandoned to graze freely and eat pizza.
And so our mighty gedolim in have commanded that all girl schools in lakewood be closed until these 40 have a home.
WOW I wish I was a 17 year old boy living in lakewood right now!
850 teenage girls whose daddies are in Bais Medresh and Mommies are hard at work.
NO SUPERVISION! Can you say FRUMTEEN PREDATOR?
This reminds of the conversation between Amram and Yocheved (Paroh lo gazroo rock al ha zachrim).We had a problem for 40 kids, now we have a epidemic for over a thousand.Why not force those principals into your living room in Jerusalem, with no food or conjugal visits until they have figured this out?
-amshinover:if you have nothing nice to say, say it here
Due to a letter signed by Rav Elyashiv shlita and the mashgiach of Lakewood insanity reigns.
What happened is 40 girls were left without any school after the summer, in lakewood N.J. The issue at hand was the school they attended before the summer was a place for "weaker" students, and therefore could not raise funds, so it was forced to close.The majority of the young ladies were divided up between the local bais yakovs, but 40 were left abandoned to graze freely and eat pizza.
And so our mighty gedolim in have commanded that all girl schools in lakewood be closed until these 40 have a home.
WOW I wish I was a 17 year old boy living in lakewood right now!
850 teenage girls whose daddies are in Bais Medresh and Mommies are hard at work.
NO SUPERVISION! Can you say FRUMTEEN PREDATOR?
This reminds of the conversation between Amram and Yocheved (Paroh lo gazroo rock al ha zachrim).We had a problem for 40 kids, now we have a epidemic for over a thousand.Why not force those principals into your living room in Jerusalem, with no food or conjugal visits until they have figured this out?
-amshinover:if you have nothing nice to say, say it here
17 Comments:
At 9/12/2005 10:22 AM, AMSHINOVER said…
so force those principals into your living room in Jerusalem, with no food or conjugal visits until they have figured this out?
don't command that all girl schools in lakewood be closed until these 40 have a home
At 9/12/2005 10:46 AM, Anonymous said…
I'm all for that psak. The situation (as I understand it) is drastic, and it calls for drastic measures. I hear its working too.
Amshi, you're getting less and less coherent as time goes on. Are you having personal issues you want to discuss with me?
PS- your word verification just gave me a four letter word
At 9/12/2005 10:52 AM, AMSHINOVER said…
brutus
1 drastic measures yes,
school closings no
2where was i not coherent?
3which four letter word
At 9/12/2005 10:59 AM, Hirshel Tzig - הירשל ציג said…
all for it, too. The message was sent that as long as some girls do not have a scholastic home neither do you.
At 9/12/2005 11:03 AM, Anonymous said…
amshi,
1. name me another drastic measure that would have elicited as quick a response (your idea won't work - you'd be surprised how long some people can go without conjugal visits).
2. you write like you talk, and thats not coherent writing.
3. But I still enjoy your blog, your sentiments, and you humor...and the way we took the piss out of She.
At 9/12/2005 11:17 AM, Little Wolf said…
NO SUPERVISION! Can you say FRUMTEEN PREDATOR
Amshi, This is making me a bit worried, are you beginning to get the inclination toward child molestation? Just curious, I don't want to read about you in the News Paper. : )
At 9/12/2005 11:33 AM, Anonymous said…
NO SUPERVISION! Can you say FRUMTEEN PREDATOR
DID SOMEONE SAY S. FRIED????
ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN!
BUT THE MOHEL WILL BE GONE WHOS GONNA CUT
GROOVY?
At 9/12/2005 11:40 AM, AMSHINOVER said…
i really disagree,don't you know horny teens with NO SUPERVISION?
At 9/12/2005 11:42 AM, Anonymous said…
AMSHI
I GOTTA DISAGREE WITH YOU ON THIS ONE!!
FINALLY A PSAK WITH BALLS!! ITS BEEN A LONG TIME COMING!
I'M GLAD THEY DID IT WITH AN ISSUE OF THE SCHOOLS
YOU HAVEN'T DEALT WITH THE SCHOOLS LONG ENOUGH TO KNOW THEY DON'T GIVE A RATS ASS ABOUT THEIR STUDENTS ITS ALL ABOUT "THEM" (HAVING THE TOP STUDENTS)AND MONEY (ITS ALL ONE)
BTW THIS IS A PSAK I WOULD EXPECT FROM YOU!!
At 9/12/2005 11:49 AM, Anonymous said…
Amshi,
Thats the point. When 40 "weaker" girls (horny or not) are without supervision nobody gives a damn. However, put evey girl in Lakewood on the street and people start to notice (and not just predators).
At 9/12/2005 11:49 AM, Anonymous said…
BTW, the bus to lakewood will be leaving 5:00 pm sharp from in front of Eichlers.
WILL THEY BE GIVING OUT SHMEKEL DEKELS
At 9/12/2005 11:53 AM, AMSHINOVER said…
Anonymous you sound like groovy
At 9/12/2005 11:55 AM, Anonymous said…
Y
WOULD YOU SAY THAT?
IM SHLOMA FRIED ON MY WAY TO LAKEWOOD
At 9/12/2005 11:56 AM, Anonymous said…
groovy forgot to take off "caps" before trying to go "anonymous". Loser.
At 9/12/2005 12:04 PM, AMSHINOVER said…
"SHLOMA FRIED" only likes boys.
At 9/12/2005 12:09 PM, Anonymous said…
ILL TAKE WHATS AVAILABLE
At 9/12/2005 3:21 PM, Anonymous said…
KATHYT
so tell me are you horney or just a yakker
hurry i need to know before the bus to lakewood leaves so i could save some money!!
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